Greetings, friends. My true name is unimportant; you may call me Ezio. Unlike many individuals who frequent the Internet, I am able to spell and use grammar correctly in most circumstances.
In other words, I cnt undstand u wen u tlk liek dis. (That was incredibly painful to type, by the way.)
I hope to improve the general grammatical quality of articles here, and fix as many spelling errors as I can.