Welcome to the World of Pokémon!
I'll be your tour guide today, hun. Make sure you don't step in the tall grass; Wild Pokémon might get to you and attack.
As you can see here, I'm a Pokémon trainer associated with Dark/Ghost/Dragon Pokemon. These Pokémon are just awesome, with not much weaknesses, right?
(Replace Togekiss with Giratina)
(I really do have a Shiny)