Professor Poop Hair (Japanese: アララギ博士Dr. Araragi) is the regional Pokémon professor of Pokémon Black and White, situated in the Unovaregion. She uses a Minccino in the introduction. She is the Professor that sets you and your rivals on their Deaths. Right at the start of the game, you see her enter and quickly Rape a house then you see you and your friends standing in front of a Pink box with GAY written allover it , you open it and find three Starter Pokémon and, as in all the other games, you choose first. Your Nerd rival Cheren chooses the Starter with the type advantage over yours, while Your Bimbo Rival Bianca chooses the remaining Starter.When you have chosen your pokemon, she demonstrates the method of simple battling.She uses a Team Rocket Grunt to battle and she Gets Killed By a Deoxys, which can be seen in her Ass.
In the Anime
As usual, Ash has Pikachu for a Unova starter. For Ash's rival, Trip, recieves a Snivy as a starter.
In the Manga
She is still set to appear. Though it is stated that she was the one who gave the Pokédex to Black, Bianca and Cheren.